-=Deep Sea Diver=- ) O ( o . O ) () . / O o _.|._ o .() _ / _:_ \ <_><) |.(_"_).| __ _\. : ./_ |><_'> / |..:..| \ /_/ `---' \_\ , , (. \_) \_) \)-< _) \)~ \ T / ,(_) _/ -(-< _)__|__(_ \_)-<~ \)~ )-< /....|....\ .~(_,_ >(_ (_/ """"" """"" _\ `-.__)__\_.----'`-.______.-' `-.__ hjw -=Brave=- ., . ____/__, .' \ / \==\``` / \ 77 \ | /_.----\\__,-----. <--(\_|_____<__|_____/ \ ''''/| ``/``` `. / | I| `./ |____I| !!!!!!! | | I | | | I | \ \ I | | | I | _|_|_I_| /__/____| hjw -=Bow and Arrow=- __ \\`. || \ || \ <---====-<<- || ) || / || / hjw/teknofreak _//.' -=Tee-Pee=- \| //_ |y//| j `.| /\ \ / ;--'\ / ; :=\=\ / ; : =\=\ / ; : =\=\ /\ ; : .'\`.\ /`\\ ;/ \ `\ / /\`._.'/ \ \ `-/_ `---'| _\-' hjw `-.___|__.-' -=Um....:-)=- .-. .-. ,ooO()/ ) ( \()Ooo. | ) | ( ) | ( | | ( | \ / | ) | \ ) \_ __) (__ _/ ( / hjw `-' .ooO() ()Ooo. `-' -=Tiny teddy: Footballer=- _ _ (o\---/o) ( . . ) _( (T) )_ / /`==='\ \ / / [7] \ \ \_)_______(_/ |_:_|_:_| _)__|__(_.-. (____|___( ) hjw "" " " ""`-' -=Rocket=- __ .'=='. /| .-.\ /:|_(III)\ /:::::'-'::\ |::: `:' | |/|: : | /;|: : |\ /; |: : |`\ /;..|: : |==\ /====|:...:...|_I_\ /__I__| / |\| |:: ! |7\ |:: ! |I_\ |::___\____| /_\/_\/_\/_\ hjw .;.,:,.;.,:, ;;;:::;;;::: ;;;:::;;;::: ;; :: ;; :: `; ': `; ': ' ` ' ` -=Rediscovered old stuff!: Tape player=- ,================================. / _______ ___________ \ | ## | o o | |_|_|__|_|__| ## | | #### |_,---._| ||| #### | | ## ooooooo (o) (O)+++ ## |`--.__ \__________________________________/ hjw \,--[= '=' '=' `97 -=Tape=- .--.--------.--. | ._. ._D90| | ((_)) ((_)) | | `_______-' | [()/o o\()] "-'--"----"--`-" hjw -=Chewed Tape=- .--.--------.--. | ._. ._D90| | ((_)) ((_)) | | `_______-' | [()/o o\()] "-/--"----"--\-" hjw (\))--./)_.' ) ((_)/X~()/(_))( .~(|/()~())\/)() `~(/\/_8(_) X_/ ((X_)\_X~(_) (_/ () `-' -=Violin=- {} oIIo oIIo || || I. || |: _||_ |: .' || `. |: / || \ |: | :: | |: )_ :: _( |: _)( :: )(_ |: ) ._)::(_. ( |: / II \ |: | .-.|| | |: \(___)( / |: hjw `.__\/__.' I' -=Paint prush and pot=- .----, /--._( |____| [____] .=======. YY q. .p || | `---' | hjw [] |_______| -=Paint Roller=- . . . . . . :.:.:.:.:.:. :::::::::::: :::::::::::: :::::::::::: _/ / \: \ \________\_/: \ :::::::::::: \______ \ \_ _.---------, \ \ _.-' /""""""".'| \ \ _.-' _/______.' / `-`_.-' .' .' .' ;--------'-------; / | |.' "----------------" -=Drip=- __________ | / j |/ /_\ | |"""| | |---| | `-.-' | ) | ( hjw -=Coffee and cereal=- ( ) ; ;)( ; :----: o8Oo./ C|====| ._o8o8o8Oo_. | | \========/ `----' `------' -=Bowl of cereal=- o8Oo./ ._o8o8o8Oo_. \========/ `------' hjw -=Jam Jar=- _____ <_____> / ___ \ |-' `-| | JAM | |`-...-'| `=====' hjw -=Donut=- ___ .-" "-. .' . ; `. / : . ' : \ | ` .-. . ' | | : ( ) ; ` | | : `-' : | \ .` ; : / hjw `. . ' .' `-.___.-' -=Chocolate bar=- _____________,-.___ _ |____ { {]_]_] [_] |___ `-----.__\ \_]_]_ . ` | `-----.____} }]_]_]_ , |_____________/ {_]_]_]_] , ` hjw `-' -=Belgian bonbons=- .-----------. |.---------.| || || ||_________|| ;-----------; .':O8OoOo8oo.'| .';OoO8oO8oo.' / |"""""""""""| / |__BonBons__|/ hjw -=Slice of Cake=- _.-. .' _ \ ,' (_) \_ _.-|`-._ \""--._ .' .-(=._ `-._ \""-. `. / / | `=. `-._\ \ \ | | `-._ `=._ | . | | \ \ ;' .,`--._ `=| ' / / `._``--..._____`--'-''_.' hjw `--.._________..--' -=Key=- ooo, .---. o` o / |\________________ o` 'oooo() | ________ _ _) `oo o` \ |/ | | | | `ooo' `---' "-" |_| hjw -=Key o' The Door=- 8888 .d8888b. o88888 888""888 88 88 88 .---. 88 "88oo88" / _ \__88_____o8888o _________ | (_) __88____888""888_ _ _/ \ / 88 88 88 |_| | | `---' o88o 888oo888 |_| 88888888 "d8888b" hjw -=Fish=- (): o .: /\ ().o {6 ><| >-\, . .o: \/ _( .)~< :_ , (. 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'} {_ \.' << \( )_/`` ``---`` hjw -=Jewish Prayer Shawl=- _______________________________________________________________ ==| | || | | || | |== ==/ / // / / // / /== ==\ \ \\ \ \ \\ \ \== ==| | || | | || | |== ==\ \ \\ \ \ \\ \ \== ==|_|__||_|______________________________________________|_||___|_|== hjw -=Torah scroll=- __ ___ /_ \ /.-.\ (/ )/_______________\\ Y _/ /== === = = === === \ _\_ / `Y== === === === === ==Y \ ( // )-------------------( \\ ) \__/hjw/wba \___/ -=Bat Mitzvah=- ___,, (())))) ()) | ())c 6_6 )(;\___/) .' \,/:\,/`. / : \ | Y : Y | |__ | : | | ___ /_ \/-=:;,_ | | /.-.\ (/ )/-..___/-.|__j__\\ Y _/ /== === =///\== === \ _\_ / `Y== === === === === ==Y \ ( // )-------------------( \\ ) \__/hjw/wba \___/ -=Yin-Yang=- ,-,-. / (_o \ \ o ) / `-'-' hjw -=Poemscii: Chocahol=- _ _ _ | | | | | | ___ | |__ ___ ___ ____ | |__ ___ | | / _|| _ \ / _ \ / _| / _ || _ \ / _ \ | | ----( (_-| |-\ |( (_) )( (_-( (_| || |-\ |( (_) )| |------ \___||_| |_| \___/ \___| \____||_| |_| \___/ |_| /) (\ *happy sigh* ((,,,)) / ,//((((((\\. I've always been addicted ((( ^ ^ ))) To chocolate in all forms )))) - (((( I know it's really wicked but (()(\ )-( /))() I've fallen for its charms ))))/`-\~\'(((( ((( \/==\_\ <---- cadbury's { `. `-j \ |\__/ \__/| |__________| I just can't get my fill of ) ( That sweetly sticky stuff ( . )<--flump's It makes me go all flabby but |`--------'|choccy belly I just can't get enough |-' L `-| _____________,-,_ _ _ See, when outside it's freezing |____ { {]_]_] [_] And inside you're all blue |___ `-----.__\ \_]_]_ . ` When the day won't go your way | `-----.____} }]_]_]_ , Only chocolate will do |_____________/ {_]_]_]_] , ` `-' .-----------. |.---------.| _ _ || || ______ {>|_|<} )\ ||_________|| (_____()8oo. (__) ;-----------; I've tried all sorts of chocolate .':O8OoOo8oo.'| White, and milk and plain - .';OoO8oO8oo.' / From every place and country - |"""""""""""| / Belgian, Swiss and Mayan. |__BonBons__|/ ( ) ; And then there's chocolate coatings ;)( ; On nuts and creams and fudge :----: o8Oo./ Not to mention cocoa pops C|====| ._o8o8o8Oo_. And sweet hot chocolate sludge | | \========/ `----' `------' __________ | / j |/ /_\ If it's chocolate I'll eat it | |"""| It gives me such a buzz | |---| There is no drug to beat it | `-.-'<-. Would I take it if there was? | ) | | ( cocoa infusion `. ` \/ ! \/ , .' I fear that this addiction > _ _ <- Is never going to stop - > |_)_ |_)| < - I eat so many choccies _ > .| (_)| o. <- That one day I'm going to pop! ' \ ` _ ' > /\ > /\ . .' ! : ` _,-. .' _ \ ,' (_) \_ _.-|`-._ \""--._ .' .-(=._ `-._ \""-. `. What I need is exercise / / | `=. `-._\ \ \ And something that will take | | `-._ `=._ | . | | My mind of all these thoughts of chocs \ \ ;' .,`--._ `=| ' / / And 'Death By Chocolate Cake'..... `._``--..._____`--'-''_.' `--.._________..--' .-. .-. ,ooO()/ ) ( \()Ooo. _____ ...Something just as satisfying | ) | ( ) | ( | <_____> That burns off calories too.... | ( | \ / | ) | / ___ \ A comfy bed - and nutella spread \ ) \_ __) (__ _/ ( / |-' `-| And a chocolate coated you! `-' .ooO() ()Ooo. `-' |nutella| -----------------------------------------------------------|`-...-'|-- hjw `=====' -=Snowman=- |\ /| , _ .::::. | `' ' \,'| _ :::::: / `--.__ '-'/ :::::: 6_ 6 `--.__/ )====( <__) | \_ _/ \___, / !! _\--' _ .' !! ."(.'`-,-"/ \' \-. !!.'.'/`--;_;_\_/_.' `-. !/ / `-' / y (\ `. / / |`-, ( (| \\ \ \| `-' ) \\ `\ | !|,-. / \) /`.__/ !|\_; `-._.'`-' | />> !| | __ .' 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((((`-' - `-')))) / / `-<_, ,_/88' ((()))\((())))(())) / / (__\ (_) \______ .'.`)('\()))(((/.`)' `. / / (_/ _ |_/_ /""-. .'. . . .|))())((|. . . .`/ / \__/ \__.' __/ / /`-._ /. . . . .| \)))( | . . . / x ./ >-' \___\ | / . `. /. . . . . | |())) |. . . / /.\ .'.| /\// \ _< | / ; `-. \ /. . . . . .| || || | . . / /. .\ /.' \ / /_| _\ | / \ `. ` | |___________| |\ || |____/ /_____\ /; / Y \/ Y \ `- |\ |_____________|| ||_____/ /_______)| : ; | o| |\ `-- //\ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!| |!!!!!/ /!!!!!!!!!| ` ; ;\ | |`\ .'/ \ | |:I / \ I::/ // -'`\ \ o| | `-.__.'-' | |`. -._|:I | | I:/ /:I\ -' `._____.\ \ | / / \ _.'\I | / I/ /::I `. |-----| \ o\ .\ / / \ ' \ \ | / /:::I `-._ | | \_.---.__.' /`-._ / .' |\ _\| |/ /::::I / `-. / / )||H||___.' / >`-<' \ \ / `,/_/_::::I .'| / / .-' `---' / `Y \ /`.\ |. |:::I | / .' j.____|\_______.' (\ \ / | `. |I`-.___/::::I / _/___.' / // / // /\ \\ \/ | I:`. |I/ /| I:::::I _|__>---< | // | || || || | \ I:::`\/ / | I:::::I .'__.' ( | || | || || || | | I::I:/ /| \ I::I::I/ /8/ .^.) | || | || || // | | I:=I/ / | | I:=I=:/ /88\___\\ `-. \ \\ \ \\ || (/ / \ I::/ /I \ | I::I:( (8888o8888o-. \ `. \) \ \) \/ / /`. I:/ /:I | | I:::::\ \88888888888\ \ `._____`-._______ .' \ I/ /III | \ IIIIIII\ \88888888888\ \ [______[________] | / / / | / /88888888888/ / / / | |.'/ / .-'| \ /\ \8888888888/ /'\ | | | | / / | | / \ `88888888'.' \ \ \ / / / / | |`-. | `-._____.-' / | | \ |/ / _/ | \ .'\ | | | // /__________| |______/`. _.' \ | | | / /SSSSSSSSSSS| |SSSSSS\ `-. \ | | | / /____________/ \______\ /_\______| / \/ .' : `. _\ /\______ _\_____/_ / -._ .----. 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(,----.) hjw ()' `. `(`""\"' `.__/ O _ >\_ /\_ ):( _);(_ \;(_); _( oO88_( .''8o``. / \ |_.-""-._| ) ( /_..----.._\ hjw `-.__||__.-' () -=Holly Wreath=- _,.,,_ ,~>v>><@()=, ->@>(_)<>>v<<. ,>>o>><v''<<v>@<<, `<<(_)<` '>>()>v, =<<Ov<' `v>>@>~ <@<<v,--._.--,(_)>= '>v(/`"")_(""'\<v<' ~>>\___/j\___/v<` ''>v/;|;`-.<` hjw / |\ `. /,'\| \ .--` \| -=Baubles=- () vvvv .-" "-. .'___ `. / /_/_/ \ ____ | /_/_/ | .%%%%%%. | | /%/_/%%%%\_ \ .::::.%%%%%%%%(_{}-o `. .::::::::%%%%%%%%/ `-._/:/_/::::::\%%%%%' o-3_)::::::::::|"""" \::::::::::/ `::::::::' `````' hjw -=Christmas Puddings=- V, .>>8Oo<< .' '^ _ `. /`-._,-'.`-'\ |`;: ':`:`:'| .-\: .'`..`;.:/-. .' `.:`,; ';.' `. `. `-----' .' hjw `-...________..-' , .>>8o<. .' '^ _ `. /`-._,-'.`-'\ |`;: ':`:`:'| \: .'`..`;.:/ `.:`,; ';.' hjw `-----' -=Holly and Ivy Greeting=- .-------------------------------------------------------------------. | WISHING YOU A _ | | _ _ \`-.,'| | | _/(_ _)\_ |\/| _ _ _ )`./_ '-, _,. | |_/\_ _)\_ ) ;(_ _) ;( | |(/_| | \/ /_-'`-.-' /`'/ | | |) ;(_ _), ( `)`.( ),'( _ / \,-' \_ _\_/___`-| |) \ ( )/_(' `)_OOo-' / |_ _ _ |_ _ _ _ _ -' /(`. /| |`-.OoO-' _)o\_ \_ | )| |/ )| | | |(_|/ ),--./,--. \,-.`./ | | >O(_ ) : ( > `.|,'/ `' | | / : ( `):(' From ,' ,-'/\ \ | | `):(' \,' '--. ( .--` | | `\/ Joe Bloggs & Family \ / | | `' | `-------------------------------------------------------------------' -=Christmas Eve=- .!, .!, ~ 6 ~ ~ 6 ~ . ' i ` .-^-. 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