These are the sigs I've come up with. :) Feel free to use them as your own, but please leave some sort of credit - artwork is often stripped from sigs and then ends up floating around the net miscredited or creditless, which is sort of disheartening for us ascii-ists. :-/ Ascii pics small enough to be used in a sig an be found under Sig-sized Ascii if you fancy making your own. :) Most of these are officially too long for some people's tastes: some ppl think that sigs should be 4 or 5 lines long. 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( (___ a.k.a. flump ____) ) | 'o \) (/ o` | ; / Visit Flump's Ascii \ ; | ,_/ Collection: \_, | ((_ \) http://www.xs4all.nl/~klr (/ _)) ) `---.__/ \__.---' ( "You wouldn't recognise a 'subtle plan' if it painted itself purple and danced naked upon a harpsichord singing 'Subtle Plans Are Here Again'." - Blackadder -- ~@~ VISIT FLUMP"S ASCII COLLECTION!! ~@~ (')) ^v^ _ (`)_ http://www.xs4all.nl/~klr (__)_) ,--j j-------, (__)_) oOo Hayley Jane Wakenshaw oOo /_.-.___.-.__/ \ flump@quadrant.xs4all.nl ,&| [_],-.[_] | oOo "If you never did you should. ,,,oO8|_o8_|_|_8o_|&888o,,, These things are fun and fun is good." - Dr Seuss -- Hayley Jane Wakenshaw AKA flump : flump@quadrant.xs4all.nl -=- VISIT FLUMP'S ASCII COLLECTION! -=- http://www.xs4all.nl/~klr _ _ __ _ _ __ _ _ __ _ _ __ _ _ __ _ _ __ _ _ __ ( | )/_/ ( | )/_/ ( | )/_/ ( | )/_/ ( | )/_/ ( | )/_/ ( | )/_/ __( >O< ) __( >O< ) __( >O< ) __( >O< ) __( >O< ) __( >O< ) __( >O< ) \_\(_|_) \_\(_|_) \_\(_|_) \_\(_|_) \_\(_|_) \_\(_|_) \_\(_|_) "You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try" (The Simpsons) -- Hayley Jane Wakenshaw: flump@quadrant.xs4all.nl -=-Flump's Ascii Collection-=- http://www.xs4all.nl/~klr _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __(.)> __(.)< __(.)= __(.)> __(.)< __(.)= __(.)> __(.)< __(.)= \___) \___) \___) \___) \___) \___) \___) \___) \___) "Faith means not wanting to know what's true" - Nietsche -- ,-.,-. oOoOo **Hayley Jane Wakenshaw oOoOo ( ( ( -=- FLUMP -=- \ ) ) _..-.._ Visit Flump's Ascii Collection __)/ ,',' `. ," `. ,--. `. HTTP://WWW.XS4ALL.NL/~KLR ," @ .' ` \ (Y ( ;''. "I think we dream so we don't have to `--.____, \ , ; be apart so long. If we're in each ((_ ,----' ,---' _,'_,' other's dreams then we can play (((_,- (((______,-' together all night." - Calvin & Hobbes -- __ , /\ _ _ _ __ _ , _ / _ _ _ _ |_ , _ _ .>>8Oo<< _/ )(/_(_|_/ )_(_)| )_/ ) \__|_| (/_(/_|_/|/| )_/ ) .' '^ _ `. 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